"Woah there, buddy!" the bartender walks over to you and helps lift you to your feet. "Maybe you've had a bit too much, huh?"
"Don't... Don't feel drunk..." you murmur, feeling a bit bloated and disoriented. Your hands feel numb and there's definitely something wrong with your feet.
"Maybe you should have a bite to eat before you have any more," the bartender smiles like he's your best friend as he gestures to the trough.
You're somewhat offended that he suggests you eat from that slop, but... It does smell appetizing, and you certainly are hungry...
You stumble forward, eagerly loping toward the trough as you fall to your hands and knees, digging your face into the trough and greedily devouring its contents.