You stare at the junction for a long time, unsure of where to go. It's not long before a huge hand grabs your shoulder.
"Well, what do we have here? A lost human?" the newcomer says.
You're spun around to find a minotaur wearing a very dapper suit that looks like it was in vogue in the 1890's. You're so blindsided you can't even speak.
"What's the matter, human? Surely you knew every maze in this realm has a minotaur?" the creature asks.
"So, you're gay..." is all you can get out.
The minotaur responds, "Yep, I'm in charge of the 'Gay 90's' themed area of the island. Vaudeville isn't dead here," he says cheerfully.
"That's not what I meant," you begin.
"Oh, you humans and your language, always changing. I'm using gay in its original meaning. If you'll excuse me, I have a show to put on. You're welcome to watch," he finishes as he puts on a top hat between his horns.
This isn't what you were expecting.