"Shit, someones calling me at the worst possible moment" Sean said through his newly formed mouth. He grabbed his phone and saw that it was his girlfriend! Not knowing how to work the phone since his newly formed mouth wasn't near his ears, he put the phone on speakerphone.
"Hey honey, whats up?" Sean says to his girlfriend Jasmine.
"Nothin' much. I'm on my way to your house."
"Shit, I mean great! Umm, wait! I'm not at home!"
"Sean, there's nothing to be nervous about. Your roommates are gone all day and won't be back 'till later tonight. We can be as loud as we want and no one will know."
"Yeah but..." Sean was cut off by Jasmine.
"No buts Sean. I'll see you in 5."
She hung up the phone and Sean starts to freak out. "What am I going to do?" Sean says. "Damn, this feels so weird" he thought to himself. Sean observed himself in the mirror and saw his freakishly large penis below his nose and set of balls swaying while he licked his lips where his crotch should have been.
Freaking out, Sean tries to cover it up by wearing a scarf over his head, but all it does is show the shape of a phallic object and lumps underneath it. "This isn't going to work", he says, "Jasmine is gonna find out as soon as she gets here."
KNOCK KNOCK. Jasmine has arrived and Sean is taken aback. "Well, here goes nothing" he says. He slowly approaches the door and opens it, revealing Jasmine in a very revealing shirt and a short mini skirt.
"Sean, I've been waiting for this for a while now and I know you have too...Why are you wearing a scarf?" She said after walking into the house. "Uhhhh, ummmm" Sean said from his crotch mouth. "Are you a ventriloquist now or something? Take that stupid thing off your mouth. I don't care if you have a zit or something."
Jasmine reaches out and hastily pulls off the scarf off Sean and screams. "I knew this would happen" Sean says out loud. "Calm down, Jasmine. I got this transformation CD I was telling you about in the mail and tried it out. And now my dick is where my mouth should be and vice-versa." Jasmine's scared face went from shocked to curious. "So your mouth is now...in your pants?" she says as she is staring at your penis. "Yeah, I picked an option for giving better oral to women and this is what happened."
"Hmmmm..." Jasmine says as she continues staring at your face.