"I need a volunteer" I said as Butz approached me. "Ah, here's one!"
"I'm not volunteering!" protested Butz "I'm closing you down!"
I just smiled and pointed to a long box lying on a table, with a large hole in one end and two smaller ones at the other. "I wish for you to climb inside this box, Madam!" I said.
Butz was compelled against her will to climb inside the box, sticking her head out one end and her booted feet out the other. I shut the lid and clicked the fastenings in place. Now officer Butz was at my mercy!
"I'm sure you're all familiar with my next trick." I said, producing a large chainsaw from under the table. Butz looked very nervious, but I wasn't going to kill her - just have a bit of fun with her body!