You haven't eaten all night, so you're understandably quite hungry, so you make it your first goal to find some food in this cavernous home. You're sure the owners won't mind it if you just borrow a bite or two of food out of their fridge...
Luckily, you find a small kitchen just off a corridor near the entrance. The refrigerator is a bit larger than most, with two doors rather than one and no freezer. Opening it, you're completely blown away by the sheer amount of food inside. Bags of different kinds of fruits, all sorts of different beverages (from juice to milk to liquor), fresh-looking cuts of steak, ham, and chicken, bacon, any number of different kinds of cheeses... it'd take ages to list all the different foods in there, but suffice it to say that just about anything you could want is probably in there.
Since you have to cook most of the other stuff in there, you decide to just take some fresh fruit and a glass of milk to wash it down. You find a glass in a nearby cupboard, pouring the milk into it as you rinse off what may very well be the ripest apple you've ever laid eyes on. With your snack ready, you take a hearty bite into the juicy-looking apple, anxiously awaiting the explosion of deliciousness in your mouth, and instantly have to spit it out.
"COME ON!" You're rather understandably angry, given that the apple was a fake, made from some kind of hard rubber judging by the taste of it. It seems your night has been ruined once again by that stuff, and you grumble angrily as you grasp the glass of milk and pour it right down your throat, hoping to quash the lingering taste of the fake apple. In a less-than-surprising turn of events (one you might have had the sense to expect if you weren't so distracted by your frustration), you find yourself spluttering on yet another bit of latex food, coughing as you accidentally choke some of it down. In desperation, you run the tap, and are happy to find that the water here is quite normal and more than capable of washing down that "milk".
Still rather hungry and unsatisfied, your stomach starts to ache from a combination of the rubbery liquid you just gulped down and the lack of food in it. Unhappily, you sit down on a nearby chair and moan at your misfortune.