The woman saw that I was the only one not in shock and enjoying what I was seeing. She ran up to me and gave me an almighty slap in the face!
"Do you find anything amusing about the naked female form?!?" she yelled. Before I could answer, she gave me a kick in the nuts! Even though she was barefoot it still hurt! "You male pigs are all the same!"
As I sat there, winded, she stormed off. "I don't know how it happened, but I don't mind being naked anyway. It's better than wearing fur or stolen wool!"
So she was a PETA member as well as a feminist. Still smarting from the stinging in my cheek and the pain in my genitals, I decided to get my own back.
"I wish that woman would turn into a.."