You're thinking of what wolves eat, and your eye spots a chocolate colored rabbit costume with white socks and belly. "Mm.. If I'm trying to get him to notice me... would this be too subtle?" You muse.
The clerk says, "I think it'd be just right."
You buy the costume on the spot and bring it home. Jack is there, web surfing. He looks up and says "Hi."
"Hi." You say, then think a second. It's probably best to set the tone early to give Jack some time to think about it, so you say, "I got my costume today."
"Really?" He says, looking up and pulling away from the computer. "What is it."
You smile mischievously, then pull out the costume. You make sure the costume's penis is pointed right at him.
Jack says, "Great! That'll go great with my wolf costume."
Mm. He didn't seem to notice the red floppy thing in the crotch... Too subtle?