Phil sat for a minute, his mind wanting to question the man who now stood as a boar. The sudden pleasure of a life of raw naked sex with females enticed Phil to ask, "Please how does it feel to be a boar?"
The large beast turned suddenly and stared at Phil. "I am a beast! Remember that, it's not a picnic out here! I live by animal instincts and human wits! True, when the sows are in heat I mount day and night for a month or two, but that is a small joy compared to a filthy life as a boar."
"Most men would relish in the thought of such wild sex, said Phil."
"Look, for six to seven uncounted years I have been as this mud wallowing beast. Stung by bugs, driver nuts by flees, and either too hot, to dry, to wet, to cold, and costantly at war with other boars who want my sows."
"I begin to understand, said Phil. I think home. I want'a go home. I'm sorry that you can never go home! I wish to thank you for your kindness, if I come back is there anything I could bring to you?"
The boar shook his head as if to say no, "fool, what of human life would I have use for as a swine and boar? It would be truly like speading pearls before swine! A boar has only his day and night to live threw. I have all I need for being this boar, nothing short of a miracle would bring me joy."
"I don't know about miracles, I understand the fear of curses!"
"Phil, Phil, the miracle for me would to become the furniture salesman, father, and husband I once was! To be a family in our house again, and not me the boar and my wife and daughters all sows!"
"Oh God, they too are in the scene too, said Phil who was about to cry."
"Yes Phil, when Alice my youngest ran out to feed a piglet the whole family ran after her. Now Joyce, Alice, Amy, and my dear, dear wife lay in the thicket. Sows all they have been mounted by me and others in their time. They only have minds of beastly sows, hungry, lusting sows......"
Phil stood up and offered his hand in friendship to the standing boar. In that same second the boar let out a scream that reminded Phil his future might just have become a little pig headed.
Looking back to his new found friend Phil walked toward the distant exit door.