"... Five-Star Three Subject Notebook!" he says to you, holding up for you to see.
"Five-Star?" you gasp. "But that means..."
"Yes, the book is completely indestructible. Imagine the devastation one could wreak with an indestructible book."
"It's unheard of!"
"I've been able to hold my enemies off by using decoys made by Office Max and Mead for a while, but there are only so many times I can pull that trick."
"So what do you want me to do about it?"