Johnny stood there, torn between wanting to go find his friends, to go back to the fountain and to go find the gnomes that had did this.
Suddenly a strange sensation rippled across Johnny's abdomen and groin. Feeling strange, he then felt a moistness run down his leg. Afraid that he had just accidentally peed himself, Johnny placed his hand down between his legs.
He confirmed that it was indeed wet down there, just not what he expected. Pulling his hand back, he looked at it in horror.
His finger tips were covered in a red fluid and just before he fainted, Johnny uttered out the words, "Oh crap! I'm having a menstrual cycle right know!"
When he awoke hours later, the first things he saw were the gnomes. But what where they doing?