As soon as she walked into the house her mother handed her the phone, letting her now that it was her fried Kyle and that she should probably get to know him better as he was such a nice young man, warranting the standard irritated, "Mo-om!" as Jen grabbed the phone.
"I heard you left school early. Did you hear the rumors about Principal Cartwright and Mr. Oswald, Jen?", Kyle said, somewhat excited.
"No, and I don't care." Jen lied, because she had pieced together that the penis she had had on her possession in the restroom earlier in the day had been Mr. Oswald's and was actually curious what these rumors were. That little lie caused her to exchange her dog Samantha's spayed doggy toy for Kyle's small but telescoping manhood.
Kyle continued with his story anyway, possibly aware that Jen had lied to him but perhaps forgetting for the moment the consequences of his unintentional crotch-roulette. "They say that Principal Cartwright called Mr. Oswald down to her office and he didn't leave for a more than two periods. Ryan Phillips swears he saw Mr. Oswald sitting cross-legged like a girl during the next period, humming to himself in the happiest, yet weirdest, mood he ever saw Mr. Oswald in. Shelley Greer says that she saw Principal Cartwright piss standing up and then after washing herself she reached under her skirt to scratch something and Kelly Fierstein was in there at the same time and swears that saw testicles on the good Ms. Principal. Then there's the rumor that the cheerleading team captain's 'sickness' may simply be due to the fact that she needs time to borrow one of her many boyfriends' many jock straps before she can go back to cheerleading. She probably already has one or two hanging on her bedstead, maybe she'll be back to practice tomorrow... Such a wonderfully chaotic day, wasn't it?"
Kyle paused to take a breath, but even that wasn't enough time to get in a "No" to his rhetorical question. Kyle blurted out, "Transform or Dare?"
Jen had no idea how that fit with conversation and could only respond with a "What the hell are you talking about Kyle?"
Kyle chuckled, "Once again you get both, my mistress of mayhem."
After a few seconds of thinking on both of their parts, Kyle responded with, "For your transformation I want you to swap chests with anyone that you respond to in a sarcastic, annoyed, or angry manner."
"Swap chests?" Jen asked, thinking about the day full of crotch swapping and wonder if this Truth or Dare thing may actually be real, "Like hope chests or chests of drawers, Kyle?"
"Damn it, Jennifer, you are right: let's say torsos instead, man boobs, breasts, and all. Now for your dare: I dare you to forget about T or D and about this sarcastic ability I've just given you. I dare you tomorrow to relish what chaos you might cause."
With that Kyle hung up, leaving Jennifer wondering why Kyle had called to fill her in on all of the rumors regarding the crotch swapping that it seemed she had a hand in. It wasn't like Kyle to spread gossip and it seemed weird that he didn't actually have any really urgent news.