"I'm looking for something to spice up the love life at home." Mark told the lady,
"Well, you've certainly come to the right place for that! Feel free to have a wander around and if you see anything you like, just give me a call..."
Mark thanked the woman then proceeded down the nearest isle. Looking around at the various dildos and vibrators he noticed that all the things in this aisle were fairly mundane run of the mill items.
"Nope, these are all shit" he thought to himself, "the wife already a drawer full of toys, I need something different"
Proceeding to the next aisle, Mark was confronted with row after row of animal shaped dildos of every concievable colour and shape.
There were dog cocks, horse cocks, what he assumed to be a donkeys cock and hundreds of others, all in different sizes and colours.
"Now this is more like it!" He mutterd to himself. "Amy hasn't got any like that in the sock drawer!"
Then he noticed a shelf full of what looked like animal tails. Going in for a closer look he found them to be attached to a set of twin dildos, one on top of the other.
"Must be one for each hole! Now thats bound to put a smile an her face!"
There were five different tails on the shelf.
A horse tail, a cows tail, a donkey tail, a dog tail and what looked to be a goats tail.
He'd made up his mind, now to get that lovely assistants attention. "Excuse me miss!"
Turning in the direction she had dissappeared in, Mark nearly tripped over the poor woman standing directly behind him!
"Sheez, sorry love, didn't see you there!"
"Thats quite ok young man, I see you've got good taste in toys!"She said with a cheeky grin. "These bad boys are the latest line of double penetration technology"
Picking up the dog tail, the sales lady held it for closer inspection " See here, two dog shaped dildos fit snugly in the anus and vagina, holding the tail in place."
Flipping the tail over she went on, " And this is best bit! Never has there benn a dildo like this. Each dildo is acually hollow allowing further penetration!"
She was really starting to get worked up with the sales pitch Mark thought to himself.
Seeing the slight look of confusion on Marks face she went on "This is very exciting Mr...?"
"Mark, you can call me mark"
"Yes, thank you mark. I'm Joy by the way. Anyway as I was saying it's a very exciting new technology which allow the user to be penetrated anally or vaginally while still wearing the apperatus, giving the wearer and the penetrator the feel of actually having sex with the animal of choice!"
"Well then Joy, I think you just sold me! Sounds like a lot of fun!"
"Oh I can assure you it's fun for everyone involved!"
Now Mark just needed to decide which one to get...