Your trying to decide on what object you want to be when you get a strong signal from your bladder telling your brain that it's either get to the bathroom right away or go in your pants. You grab a PC magazine and make a run for it. No sooner do you leave your room when your older brother Troy comes looking for you. He is a huge muscular guy who is secretly going out with the the all star line backer from the local pro football team and he is looking to borrow a condom for tonight.
Troy looks in your desk drawer where you usually keep them but none are found. Then he notices the computer screen where is says "Type in what you want and it will happen". He thinks this must be a gag but he goes ahead and types in, "XXXtra large lubricated ribbed condom" and then he hits enter. Troy waits and of course nothing happens.
He leaves and walks by the bathroom where he hears water running inside. Troy knocks and calls your name but all he hears is the water so he opens the door and sees that the water is running in the sink and a XXXtra large lubricated ribbed condom is on the floor in front of the sink sealed in plastic.
"This is very weird but I got what I wanted and I'm in for some hot action tonight."
Troy leaves with you in his pocket and the settings were set so that you would be totally aware while you were inanimate. Have fun!