You wake up to find yourself bent double in a strange position in some kind of restricted space, but with soft, comfortable walls. You also feel yourself to be naked.
Opening your eyes, you see that you are squashed inside the pouch (your feet sticking out next to your head) of a large and rather plump kangaroo, who is gazing down on you. "Good morning." she says.
You are stunned for a few moments before trying to extract yourself from her pouch - but you're stuck tight. "You can't leave yet." says the roo, gently putting her front paws on you "Not until you change."
"Change?" you ask.
"I've adopted you. After a few days in my pouch you'll turn into a lovely little joey - my little joey."
"WHAT??" you exclaim and start struggling evn more frantically "HELP! HELP! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!".