Oh, what the hell! You can have a little look around!
"I'd like to see the costumes, please," you ask politely. The salesclerk leads you into the costume section, then leaves to attend to another customer who just walked in. She instructs you to call her if you need anything.
Left alone, you look around...
...at a bewildering selection!
There seems to be no order, no rhyme nor reason to how the costumes are arranged. Added to that, there are boxes claiming to contain nearly anything you can imagine!
One box claims to be a 1982 Yugo-- and don't recall ANYONE ever wanting to dress up as one of those!
Another, this one on a hanger, is for a shiny, very detailed robot.
Dairy Cow, reads another box.
Walking along, you begin to feel slightly dazed... Tom Sawyer, Margret Thatcher, Pol Pot, Oliver Twist, Vlad Tepes, Anne Rice, are a few of the costumes on hangers in one aisle. Chernobyl, Fancy Vibrator, Goodyear Blimp, Dental Floss are some of the boxed items. More normal fare is present, as well: Bodybuilder, Wrestler (Pro), Wrestler (High School), Clown, Cowboy, etc.
You are tempted to try one on just out of curiosity.