Inside the parrot house you see perches full of brightly coloured parrots, squarking and mimicking the delighted visitors. Then you see one ugly old manky bird, with lots of bare patches.
"Who's an ugly little boy then?" you taunt.
"Look you swab, If you were a cursed pirate who's been living as a parrot for 300 years, you'ld be no spring chicken!" replies the parrot. You gasp in shock. You don't think anyone would have taught it to say THAT!
"We'll see how pretty you look when you're transformed like me!" cackles the parrot. He mutters some strange words and you start feeling strange
"Oh no, am I turning into a parrot?" you gasp.
"Like I want to be cooped up in here with the likes of you?" replies the bird "No, I have something else in mind. From when you leave this avery to when you leave the zoo, you will become the first animal you see. It doesn't even have to be real, either! Pictures and toys will set it off as well!"
The bird cackles as you head for the way out. You're in a zoo and you have to get out without seeing any animal!