As you are still coming to terms with your transformation, you start to notice something moving in the water. Something BIG.
You see a large white hump break the surface as the object moves toward the bank where you are. Then a large, white, plump polar bear heaves itself out of the water and rears up on it's hind legs, towering over you menacingly.
"Don't eat me!" you squark "I'm not really a penguin!"
"That's all right." replies the bear in a deep but freindly voice as he sinks to all fours "I'm not really a polar bear. My name's Pete. I got trapped in here after hours and transformed, same as you."
Relived, you reach out with your wing and shake his huge front paw. "What exactly is this place, Pete?" you ask "How did we transform? More importantly, is there a way to turn back?"