"Yeah, I know", Jeff (in Megan's body) replied. "Look, Megan,I know
this is not what you wanted, but on the other hand it does give you some
male advantages, and if you like we could sign a contract saying that on
such and such a day, one of us gets the right to transform into a certain person, male or female, and that we sign the contract of our own free will". "Seriously?" Megan (in Jeff's body) asked. "Yes, Megan.
Seriously", s(he) replied, adding, "Deal?" Megan smiled, despite her predicament. "Deal", s (he) confirmed. And they shook hands on it. So a few hours later, a lawyer, a judge and a policeman, after hearing-and experiencing the power of the unique computer and being restored to their original states, Jeff and Megan then heard the
judge ask, "So which of you is the genuine female?" Jeff, looking like Megan, pointed at the youth and said, "That's Megan. I'm Jeff. I just look like my sister". Megan said, "Jeff, you said being male would bring me certain advantages. Can you give me some examples?" Jeff said, "OK. First of of all, you'll get greater physical strength as a guy. That wouldn't be the case if you were female. Also, whilst premarital sex is illegal for women, it's legal for men and boys. Plus, given your university education, you'll easily be able to get a job as a male boss at a multi-national conglomerate. Oh, and boys urinate standing up in front of a urinal. I'm afraid you'll have to shave your face every single day, though!" Megan said, "Since you helped me, I think it's only fair to help you. As you're in a girl's body, you should know the following information: girls are physically weaker than boys. But they can play these sports: girls' football, croquet, badminton, tennis. Girls' interests-well, mine, anyway, iclude poetry recitals,reading, singing, knitting, sex with boys and cooking. Because if you end up in the Royal Marines,if you cannot cook or darn, you'll get laughed at. Boys have also been involved in ballet. Rudolph Nureyev was a very famous ballet dancer. And if you cannot be a good ballet dancer, you'll be a failure when it comes to dancing at a social fuction, like a society ball. Ready to sign the contract?" "If you are, certainly", he replied, adding, "Ladies first", and despite how uncomfortable she was, she said jokingly, "Always the gentleman", and signed the contract under first her real name and gender, and then her transformaed name and gender, after which Jeff signed the contract under first his true name and gender, and then his transformed name and gender. And after taking a shower with the genuine Megan, he got dressed, and she did his hairstyle, earrings
and make-up. Finally, she stopped. "Right, let me se you, Megan!" she commanded. Megan did as she was told. "Magnificent! You could pass for a real girl any time you wished", his sister declared.