Andrew laughed as a sense of mischief entered his mind. He opened the door before producing a rocket launcher out of thin air.
"You were saying?" Andrew asked.
"I said, let me in or..."
Andrew stuck out his tongue and fired the launcher. The rocket struck the wolf, sending him flying higher and higher until he ended up in orbit.
Moments later, a passing comment struck the wolf, sending him falling back to the Earth as a wolf sized fireball. He struck the ground near Andrew's house, causing a huge crater that sucked in the ground around it.
With a smile on his face, Andrew walked over to the crater and looked down into it as the wolf climbed out while little birds circled his head.
"My aching skull," the wolf said.
"Don't worry, I'll make it better!" Andrew said.
Out of the same nowhere as before, Andrew produced a white pill about as big as oh shall we say MONTANA and shoved it down the wolf's throat followed by a small glass of water to wash it down.
The wolf fell back into the hole as Andrew ran off laughing.
He made it back to his house just before the Wolf caught up with him despite Andrew's lead.
"Let me in you damn pig!" the Wolf yelled.
"Okay Wolf, you win, I'll let you in," Andrew said.
Andrew opened the door for the Wolf. The Wolf ran in and saw what looked like Andrew standing there (but what was in reality a statue made from armed dynamite). In true comic fashion, the Wolf grabbed 'Andrew' and goggled him down.
The real Andrew walked in a moment later.
"So, how did I taste?" Andrew asked.
The wolf patted his belly. "You could have used some sal..."
Andrew laughed and looked at a watch that had appeared out of nowhere on his wrist. "In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...."
The dynamite blew up, leaving the Wolf a charred mess that turned into ashes. Andrew looked down at the carpet which was also a charred mess. He produced a room and dustpan, dusted the wolfs Ashes up and tossed them into the garbage outside.
Laughing, Andrew wiped his paws together.
"And that's that."
A knocking on the door showed Andrew otherwise.
Andrew opened the door to see the Wolf standing there with a fish bone and other pieces of garbage hanging off him.
"Why I otta -- I otta..."
Andrew pulled an oversize magnifying glass out and used it to examine the wolf.
"No, no, no, you're no otter, you're the WOLF!"
With a maniacal laugh, Andrew threw the magnifying glass away and ran back into the house, closing the door behind him.
Unfortunately for Andrew, the wolf was waiting for him. Andrew walked right into the Wolf. The Wolf grabbed Andrew and held him in the air.
"HA! You thought this was all one sided didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?"
Andrew struggled but the Wolf's grip was solid.
"You think it's funny hurting me don't you?"
"It's just a game," Andrew said.
"A game? You this this is all just A GAME?"
Andrew laughed an awkward laugh and shrugged his shoulders.
"I was just having fun," Andrew said. "Anyway, you're just fine. It's not like you died for real or anything."
"Well then, I guess you won't either. You've had your fun, time to pay for it pig boy," the wolf retorted with an evil grin.
Everything went black and Andrew; momentary dizziness overcame Andrew
Moments later, Andrew found himself stripped of his clothing. His hands and feet tied to a pole over a open fire.
The wolf was basting Andrew with sauce. If it were a female wolf and Andrew wasn't over a fire, it might have been pleasurable.
"Can we talk about this?" Andrew asked. "Why aren't the censors stopping this?"
The wolf laughed and put an apple in Andrew's mouth.
"There are no sensors pal."
Andrew tried to say something but the apple prevented it.
"What was that?" The wolf asked.
The wolf removed the apple.
"I asked if you could get a girl to rub that sauce on me."
The wolf frowned.
"Hey, what do you expect? I'm a pig."
"And you'll make good bacon," the Wolf said.
"Okay, consider it an um, last request?"
The wolf rolled his eyes.
"All right pig, I'll be nice to you to show everyone that I'm not such a bad guy," the Wolf said. "But I'm still gonna eat ya."
Andrew gulped as a female wolf walked onto the scene. Her figure and proportions were of course unrealistic and sexist; her behavior stereotypical. But, given this was basically a cartoon, Andrew didn't let it bother him.
She took the sauce and started to baste it on Andrew. He gulped when she reached his groin.
"This is the part where you enjoy this too, we fall in love, you free me and we run off and get married right?" Andrew asked.
The female Wolf looked into Andrew's eyes.