Jeff says "thanks for your life" but under his breath he adds "sucker".
A month passes by and Jeff has left his old life behind and is reaping all the benefits of being Josh the senior quarterback stud. He has taken half of the cheer leading squad to bed to keep up his reputation but he only has sex with his best friend Mike. Jeff was reported missing and there has been no trace of him.
Mike was interviewed by the police and was cleared as a suspect. He didn't lie when he said that he hadn't "seen" Jeff since the day he disappeared but as time goes by he was beginning to realize that the inner Jeff was taken away that day also. "Josh" now has an ego as big as his muscles and treats Mike like he's his personal sex toy. Mike now wishes that none of this ever happened and that he was the dominate male in their friendship once again.
It's the last day of class before the winter recess and football season has just ended with the final big game. Josh was the winning quarterback and scouts from various colleges are after him. All of the football jocks have cleaned out their lockers and Mike was walking through the locker room when the coach called him into his office.
"Mike, I know how you must miss Jeff. All of us feel awful for his family and since you were his friend I thought that you might want to clean out his locker. Maybe there is something in there that you might want to keep. The police left everything just as it was so take what you want and get rid of the rest."
Mike didn't want any of Jeff's things and he was quite sure that Josh didn't want them so he just grabbed a garbage bag and started dumping the contents of the locker into it. There wasn't much, mostly old clothes and a pair of running shoes that would never fit Josh now.
When he got to the bottom of the locker, Mike noticed a spray can that was sitting in such an odd way that it looked like it had been placed there to conceal it. Wondering what the hell it could be, he picked it up and read the label. "ACME JOCK SPRAY" Mike had a good laugh thinking that the "super athlete" Jeff needed jock itch spray. Then something clicked in his brain. He looked at the can again. It didn't say jock itch spray, it just said jock spray. Besides the three words, there was nothing else written on the can. "How weird", he thought.
Mike took the can and dumped everything else into the garbage. He was now on vacation. The mystery can would have to wait till he got back.