You're face to face with a Hellboy II movie poster. You're not sure which weird character on the poster caught your eye first, or whether it would be considered an animal mythical or otherwise. But something in the poster has triggered the pirate parrot's curse.
Your skin feels terribly cold all over as if you were naked at the North Pole. In spite of your clothing you shiver, and your teeth chatter. You clutch at your body for warmth, and you feel your muscles wriggling under your skin. You are changing into something. You run your fingers over your skull, no horns yet. You glance at the poster again and check your throat for gills. Then you run your fingers through your hair, it doesn't seem any longer. You notice the woman, and check your chest. Are your pecs becoming boobs?
Wave of nausea sweeps over you. Your knees feel rubbery and buckle beneath you. Your head hits the pavement. Your body is convulsing, every muscle twitching at once. The sound of bone hitting concrete is the last thing you hear.
You wake with your tongue drooling on the pavement, your body has changed. You force yourself to your hands and knees and try to focus. You've become....