Suddenly, the bedroom door came slamming down onto the ground. The sex crazed she-wolf turned her attention to the shadowed figure standing in the hall, snarling crazily.
With the grace of a cowardly lion, Major Tom leapt into the room dressed from head to toe in a giant cat suit.
"I'm the Catman!!" He proclaimed, scowling at the she-wolf. He raised one costumed hand up the she-wolf and hissed, only to then lick said costumed hand, and fold it over his cowl as though grooming himself.
"There's only room enough for one crazy cat in this town, and that's me!"