Some crack-pot, weirdo, genius invented a machine that "supposedly" turns you into an
anthro, fully into an animal, or just add features (i.e. just a tail or just the ears)
The menu looks like this:
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-ANTHRO-
{COMMON}
***list of common anthros (i.e. foxes, rabbits, cats)***
{OTHER}
***list of other anthros not commonly used (i.e. elephants, geese)***
-ANIMAL-
{WATER}
(FISH)
(SEA MAMMALS)
(MYTH)
{AIR}
(SONGBIRDS)
(RAPTORS)***as in the birds (i.e. falcons, eagles, owls)***
(MYTH)
{FOREST}
{OTHER}
-FEATURES-***choose in correspondence to animal from above list***
{COMMON}
(TAIL)***1 or many***
(EARS)
(HORNS)
(TAUR)
{OTHER}
...
...
...
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who finds this machine sitting on the sidewalk where the inventor left it and tries it out?