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The Madame Illusia

Spartacus Rocks

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There was a long tunnel covered in black tapestry which led from the Temple of the Committee to the public square.

As hundreds of human guards armed with squirt guns and wet noodles lined along the tunnel,a puff of smoke drifted from the temple.

The crowd stopped eating their hay and oats.

The loudspeakers spoke"The Committe loves you We are one of you See us in our Majesty"

And the Committe issued forth from the Temple.They were dressed in fine robes.

They were humanoid sheep.Specifically Suffolks and Dorsets

There was one elderly black faced ram and lots of yearling ewes and rams.

And there were the cute cuddly baby lambs.

There were about a hundred of them.

And as they walked up to the guilitine Spartacus could see them twitching their tails and trembling.

They wanted to get out of this disaster as much as anyone else.

Several of them looked longingly at the helicopters carrying away their mates and little ones.

Spartcus shut his eyes and swore in russian under his breath.

James Bond never had to kill a lamb.Why couldn't he have stayed as a bar bouncer in Moscow.

The elderly horned ram walked up to Spartacus carrying a microphone

He bleated out more of the "Committee Loves You and See What Happens To Bad Ass Animals message"

It was connected to all the loudspeakers on the Island

And an awful lot of security cameras can become trained on the ram,the donkey and Madame Illusia

The ram held the microphone in front of Igor and said

"BAAAAAAA Any last words"

Human to the left 5 feet water squirt gun human to the right 6 feet paint marker gun human to the back 2 feet wet noodle sheep to the front water squirt gun in his robe

Igor began tapping his hoof to an old disco beat

Boom Boom Tsh

Boom Boom Tsh

And he spoke

"We will we will shear you shear you

You big bad ram with wool on your face

You big disgrace "

And then Igor Smirnoff and Illyana Smirnoff got busy saving the world,Julius Caesar and everyone else


(assuming of course anybody else wants to save the world


any takers?

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