You and your friend giggle a bit more and Lampy’s bray and then break out into full on laughter. “HAHAHAHA HAW HEE HAW,” you laugh feeling a little strange about what you just did. Your friend just laughs harder, “You sound like a donkey, too, HAHAHAH HEE HAW.”
You both just stare at each other a moment and then the car moves again deeper into the eight ball. “Did I just bray like a donkey?” she asks you, and you just nod. The car stops at another Pinocchio and Lampy, but this time Lampy has a full set of ears and a tail. The voice of Lampy comes in, “you hear that beetle talk, you’d think something was gonna happen to us. What do I look like, a jackass?”
The Lampy turns around and has the full head of a donkey, too. Then, you feel a strange feeling in your rear. You look back and see a bulge forming in the back of your shorts. Your friend is not better off, with a long set of ears growing up on either side of her head.
Your shorts rip in the back and your tail shoots out of the hole. “No, this can’t be happening,” you cry. The other girl pulls on her ears as the car begins moving again, “I wanna get off, I wwaaawww HEE HAW.” She throws her hands to her mouth and turns and huddles in a corner of the car, sobbing. You look down and see a long tail sticking out of her dress.
The car comes to another stop and…