You ask the shop assistant if there are dress codes preventing you from wearing the loincloth.
"No, as long as you're covered and decent you'll be fine." she replies.
You plan to keep your sneakers on to protect your feet, but when you try to get them back on you find your feet have grown a size and they won't fit anymore. Guess you'll be wandering barefoot.
After returning your clothes and shoes to your car you wander around the zoo. Unfortunately nobody gives you a second glance, not even the girls.
The animals all notice you though. as you pass their pens they all roar, grunt and sqwark with approval. Passing the gorrilla enclosure, the apes all cheer and clap, as if Tarzan himself has arrived.