"Good Morning, I came in to inquire about the job opening, I need work!"
The woman looks me over, and with a pleasent smile offers me a questionaire to fill out first.
I took it and sat alone in the waiting room. Normal questions of residence, who to call, where did I work before. Then on the flip side the truly strange questions came.
Preferred sex....male...female
Preferred fur coloring__________________________________.
Preferred residence....barn....pasture....feed lot.....box stall
Preferred sexual partners.....female.....male
Your employment is for a five year period. Payment of salary can be put in Trust or sent to Spouse. All living conditions will be the responsibility of Reformation Farms, Inc. Your personal lifestyle will be exactly that of a normal DONKEY. Your daily employment will be for reproduction purpose only. No riders, no basketball, no petting zoo, no labor, no plowing, no pulling, in fact your general duties are simple. Bluntly put three things are expected of you when employed as a DONKEY, Grazing, Sleeping and Fucking DONKEYS!
The posting of your employment and any future terms which may be applied for are a our discression.
Sign__________________________________________Dated________________.
PLEASE MOVE TO THE BLUE DOOR. HAVE YOUR APPLICATION READY AND BEGIN TO REMOVE ALL CLOTHING.