"It happened one evening last week when I was driving through the woods upstate.." explained Christine. Marcia knew she wasn't finding it easy telling this story.
"Suddenly a huge hairy creature appeared in the road in front of me... It wasn't a bear...I slammed on the brakes and..then it riped the door open, dragged me out and raped me..."
"I'm so sorry, Christine." said Marcia "Well, it sounds like a Sasquatch, but they're normally found in the Pacific North West, not New York State."
"It was Bigfoot all right." said Christine trying to be brave "It wasn't just his feet that were big, either.". She started breaking down "What if I'm pregnant by him? I'd be a freak, shunned by society!"
"We can do a pregnacy test" said Marcia "Only problem is, we need a Sasquatch sample to know the result"