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I get it, trick mirrors, hypnosis, and this is all a joke. Where's Ashton?

"Haha, very funny! I get it. This is the next generation of Punk'd. You abduct me, use trick mirrors, very realistic makeup, and drugs to convince me that some crazy billionaire has had me surgically altered to be his own pet merman. Am I right? So where is Ashton Kutcher?"

"Half right," snorts the doctor cracking up at Steven's speculation, and the fact that he is only half human now. "No trick mirrors, no make up. There really is a crazy billionaire, and I'm not sure who exactly Ashley Kuschner is, so I couldn't say where she is."

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• "Oh, and it's not merman, It's mermaid. Hormone therapy will get rid of beard.
• A goon leans forward and whispers, "Oh, MTV's Ashton Kutchner, Demi really?"
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• "They call him Flipper, Flipper, lives in a world full of wonder..."
• "Guess, the drugs are making you delusional. Oh, well. Take him, boys."

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