"Genie, I demand to rephrase my wish!" ordered Prince Muldajak
"Certainly master, but only once. It still counts as your first."
"Right. I wish for a hot young female who isn't on fire who I can actually touch, who will be my queen and love me and no other!"
Genie thought for a few seconds. "Your wish is my command, master!"
A huge purple dragon suddenly appeared in the throne room. Her eyes fell on Muldajak and she scooped the prince up in her claws and hugged him against her humongous belly." OOOH, AREN'T YOU A GORGOUS ONE! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!"
"GENIE, I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS." yelled Muldajak
"Well you can't get much hotter than a dragon." replied Genie "And she's still quite young in dragon terms!"
"I'm 160 this year!" said the dragon. She then lifted Muldajak up to her lips and gave him a smoky kiss that left the prince gasping for breath!
When she withdrew, the prince was shocked to see that his skin had turned scaily, his hands had turned into claws and a pair of stubby horns had appeared on his head! "AHHHH!!! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO ME???"
"I made you more handsome with my magic kiss!" said the dragon.