My cock is fucking huge! It's 7.5" long and 9" around. It's as thick as a Gillette deodorant can. I didn't know I was taking so much circumference but I'm definitely keeping it! My whole hand can only fit around one side of it! Then again my hands are short and broad (I might change that later).
My jeans bulge is huge too. I can barely just squeeze my balls into my underwear, and then having to shuffle my huge, fat dick in there too, is quite a feat. The bulge doesn't look obscene luckily, it actually looks believable; my thick, flaccid shaft trails down my left leg and my over-sized balls squish the crotch down onto my thighs, making a arousing circular bulge.
I haven't seen Dave around that much today. I thought I caught a glimpse of him late last night. He seemed stressed and exhausted. I asked him how his hammer was hanging but he didn't answer and I fell asleep. I guess I'm enjoying this too much.
I'm quite slim now. I'll be 130 lbs tomorrow. I'll go to the gym tomorrow, could be a good opportunity to find my source of muscle. I should steal some height too. Maybe some girls won't recognize me there. I might get lucky. Ah, Life is good.