"Did you enjoy it?" asks the waiter returning to your booth.
"Oh, yes!" you reply, wiping your mouth.
"Well you can have seconds if you want. That offer is for all you can eat."
You finish off seconds, then thirds and fourths and then you lose count as you consume plate after plate of the purple stuff. It seems to taste a bit of ham.
Your belt feels a bit tight so you undo it to find you have gained about 300lbs in fat! You're a blimp! You've also gained a turned-up nose, large floppy ears and trotter-like hands!
You're a huge fat pig!