The guards seemed rather calm about the fact their ruler
was now a dragon.
"Bring me the implements" roared the dragon prince
and a few of the guys yawned as they went out and returned with strange devices the Genie had never seen before.
Seeing the djinn's bewildered look one of them strapped a
StratoCaster over his chain armour and jigged a few chords
from the guitar.The guard returned and Genie noticed the 'guard'
had a nametag 'Sir Gawain' on it.
A few more of the guys joined the two and Gawain introduced them as
Alladin,Sinbad,Prince Valiant and horned helmeted giant as
Eric the Red.
Genie still wasn't cluing in and when a passing mage named
Nostradamus whispered to Gawain that the human race
had just gone extinct in the 3rd sector of the 9th quadrant
Gawain decided that maybe the dragon-prince had made a
mistake by enlisting this djinn since Genie was giving a
blank look.
The dragon harumphed and called attention to himself and the
6 'guards' who had volunteered to be turned into his backup dragons.
"I just heard the vampires,skeleton ghouls,werewolves and mummys finished off the last humans in the 3rd sector of the 9th quadrant.
So it looks like our ungrateful peasants are the last humans
in the universe"
roared the big beast.
"Sod them" yelled a mop headed dragoness who had been a
'guard only minutes before
"lets rock" she yelled
"your wish is my command" purred the dragon-prince
Bum da buddy da da bum
bum da buddy da da bum
"YOU AIN'T NUTTIN BUT A HOUND DOG" bellowed out the dragon-prince