Glen said, "Hey, bro, since we're brothers now, don't you think we need a cool dad."
"Who do you have in mind, Glen?" 9 year old Sam asks.
Glen points out the window.
Dirk Bennett is the 19 year old high school graduate who is bound for Stanford University on Monday. Or he was until Glen adjusted the Chronivac. Dirk was moving close enough to the property line as he mowed the grass to come up on the Chronivac screen.
Subject: Dirk Wadsworth Bennett, 19, 6'3" 195 lbs.
Dirk's t-shirt is tied around his waist as he pushes the hand mower. Sweat trickles down his back.
Glen types. Dirk's new stats are now 34, 6'4" 175 lbs. There is a heat ripple as Glen and Sam watch, and now Dirk is on the other side of the fence. He's still mowing, but he's older. His hairless chest is no longer hairless. His smooth face has wrinkles. Sam and Glen decide to type in some appropriately paternal traits for their new father. His longish blond hair is now cut short, and his hairline has receded about a half inch.
"I suppose we should get our new dad some lemonade or something for when he finishes the lawn," Sam said.
"Yeah, or maybe our new mom should," Glen replied.
"New mom?"