Now one day Liza Minelli came calling and wanted Madame Illusia to appear as the opening act in her show at Las Vegas.
The madame was delighted.Fame and fortune were in her grasp.So she and Stephanie packed their bags and headed to Las Vegas and the lights of the big city.
It was a disaster.While Stephanie politely said "yes madmoiselle,no madmoiselle" as Mde Illusia had her herd pigs,goats and cows into one corner of the stage,Liza Minelli had to try to sing Whatever will be will be over the baas of 50 sheep whilst looking at a audience of empty seats cuz her opening act was turning everyone into a farm animal.
Liza dropped the hint to the madame that one more screwup like this and she could take herself and that horned horse back to where they came from.
Stephanie began nickering with rage when she heard the reference to the horned horse.Something had to be done and she phoned up Madame Plouffes School and asked three of her girlfriends to come over right away.
Then she went to the Victoria's closet store and ordered one thousand naughty little outfits and then went over to the Build Mart and got about 100 sheets of thick plywood.
It was opening night and Madame Illusia was hitting her Johnny Walker.She was stumped for a new act.In the backstage she could hear her niece nickering and neighing at 3 other unicorns.They all had taken on their humanoid appearance.
Stephanie came forward and handed the madame some naughty black lace lingerie."will madmoiselle please put this on" she said
Then she and the 3 girls stood at the 4 entrances to the auditorium and began handing out similar outfits to everyone straming in.%00 customers all told
Then she had the 100 sheets of plywood dropped in the centre of the stage.
She retreated to her dressing room and shaped and remade herself into about as sexily feminine a shape as she could.
Liza was standing beside a slightly woozy madame and they watched as 4 unicorns in dance hall outfits came onto the stage beside them.
Liza spoke up"i hope your not going to turn some more of my audience into animals"
"no madmoiselle,i'm going to turn all of your audience into animals"
madame Illusia choked on her Johny Walker on hearing that one
But it was too late to back out now
This was a Plouffe Girls production
They asked Liza and the madame if they knew a certain tune?
They did
The four witch unicorns grabbed the microphones that Liza needed 500 assistants for this next show,and they'd all been hired
They waved their horns in the direction of the audience and pranced and nickered and danced in a circle
500 people turned into 500 humanoid sheep and cow and goat and pig showgirls.
They hastily put on their outfits and ran onto the stage and using the plywood as platforms,formed a pyrimid of stages.
The four unicorns clambered onto the second last platform and after letting Madame Illusia and Liza Minelli onto the final sheet of plywood ,hoisted them high above the stage.
Twenty feet above the stage floor.
It was Madame Illusias big moment.
And she began singing"Life is a cabaret my friend,life is a cabaret'
Below her Stephanie flicked her ears and tail and nickered.
The End