"Do you need any help?" asked Chuck.
"Oh, no." replied Genie "I can grant wishes easily enough from here. Do you have one you've always wanted granted?"
Chuck thought for a moment. "It may sound strange, but I've always wondered what it would be like to be fat. I mean really really obease, like a blimp but without the health or mobility problems."
Genie smiled "Sure, I can do that. There are two ways to do it though; The quick way or the fun way."
"What do you mean?"
"The quick way is inflating you instantly. The fun way involves restraining and force-feeding you for an hour. So, what'll it be, big boy?"