"I'm in a goofy mood today, so I guess I'll be a gay guy," said Andy into the telephone reciever. Unbeknownst to him, the amulet glowed with a blue aura, flashed red, and returned to normal.
***
Across town, Mitch Zanden was finshing up the proposal that he was to present at the meeting that afternoon. He gazed intently at the screen as he banged out row after row of text. As he was writing, he began to feel a little dizzy.
"Whoah..." he said, "I guess I should drink some more water so I don't pass out in the middle of my presentation."
He chuckled to himself as he walked down the hallway to the vending machine. He selected his beverage, and was about to deposit his money when a sensation not all that different from brain freeze hit him. He doubled over in agony, and it felt like a giant switch was being flipped in his head.
After writhing on the floor for a somewhat lengthy period of time, he decided to go wash up in the bathroom. Who knew what kind of crud was on those office floors...
While he was walking, his shirt color was slowly fading from blue to teal to...
***
Mitch splashed water on his face and vigorously dried himself off with a paper towel, looking up as he did so.
He did a double take.
Since when did he wear lavender shirts to work?
Intrigued, he steppped in front of the full length mirror on the back of the door. The rest of his clothes had changed too! HE had on faded, ripped, denim jeans, and a small diamond stud in his left ear.
What was going on?
Just then, Mike, the junior advertising executive walked in, the flourescent light gleaming off his taut muscles underneath deeply tanned skin. Mitch couldn't tear his eyes away.
It was all he could do to keep from drooling.
Creeped out by his newfound lust for his coworker, he tried to open the door to leave, but Mike grabbed his arm to stop him.
"Mitch, are you OK?"
"Sure, sure, Mike, just a little.... naseous, but I'm all better now."
"What happened to your clothes?"
Mitch couldn't resist any longer. He grabbed Mike roughly and kissed him full on the lips.
"Oh no...." he thought, "What have I done? He is one of the members of my interview team!"