"What are you talking about its not real"
"Well then since you think its not real, and you ran out of time, you get both"
"Fine then nothing is going to happen"
For your Transform, you will have sex with anything you see who has a penis, except for me. When your having sex with what ever it is, it will slowly start to get sucked inside you. When the thing gets inside you, you will grow an extra body part that the thing you had sex with had. Your stomach will bulge just a bit, just like pregnacy, except that you will not give birth and the bulge will grow every time someone goes inside of you. For your dare I dare you to be able to make penises grow on anything that you want. Everyone will think that all of this is normal except for you and me.