The guys continued to laugh as they thought of more mayhem to subject the garden gargoyle.
"I have an idea," Sei said and grinned as he removed something from their satchel and began walking toward gargoyle Johnny.
Johnny tried to move his stone jaws...he needed to let his brother's friends know what had happened to him before they made matters much, much worse.
Sei took a marker and began to draw in round swirls over the gargoyle's stone chest. When he finished, he had drawn quite a large red bulls-eye target.
"That's the ticket," said Mike as he aimed his gun.
"No," Johnny tried to scream before an explosion deafened him and he felt the world fall apart.
"Look at that!" Sei said. "You blew that ugly sucker to pieces."
The remains of gargoyle Johnny rested as large stone pieces on the garden grounds.
"Let's go look for the others," Mike said, bored at his senseless vandalism.