The whole "transformation crisis" thing was going to be awesome, but first I needed to spread it around a bit, and I didn't want to do it one woman at a time. I wished that any women who spent time around Lauren would slowly begin exhibiting the same kinds of changes I'd made to her: loss of height, slutty clothing, hooker makeup, and outrageously long hair. I decided on a sliding scale; if they touched Lauren, or spent a lot of time around her, the faster the transformation would be. But if they were just in the same room for a few seconds or passed her on the street it might take weeks for the transformations to be complete.
I further wished that these "second stage" women would also become at least as skinny, busty, and attractive as Lauren Wu if they weren't already. No point having slutty-looking women wandering around if the bodies they were showing off weren't sexy ones.
After some thought I made girls who hadn't started their periods and women who had hit menopause immune to Lauren's Curse. I supposed I could have had them age or get younger, but the idea of ogling someone's grandmother or kid sister gave me the creeps.
Now, what else? Oh yeah, I wished that the most attractive female news anchor in each state would, while in a public place some time this afternoon, have trans-formative experiences similar to Lauren's and also become "first stage carriers".
I couldn't wait to see what the news would make of it!