"The last thing I could think of you doing," Cliff responded to John, "Is get yourself restored in the restoration"
"I can't do that!" John yelled, "If I do, Carrie will find out I got this big! Besides, I'll have a better chance to try and work it off anyway"
"You could, Cliff said, "but that'll take at least a year for your size."
"Your right," John agreed, "Say! Where can I get one of those types of food that make you grow taller?"
"Hey! I think I know what your onto," Cliff said, "You see that gift shop over there? They sell these wines there that for every ml you drink, you grow 1 foot. They sell them in bottles from 5 ml, to 1 litre." By now the two of them were back out of the washroom
"Can you get some for me?" John asked
"Sure!" Cliff said, "how much?"
"1 50 ml and 1 litre" John said. So Cliff went to the shop and bought John the wine. Then he went back to John and gave him the wine.
"Oh, wait" John said, "Is there any wine to make you shrink? You know, in case I grow too much?"
"Sure there is!" Cliff exclaimed, "How much do ya want? Same as the growing wine."
"1 500 ml please" John said. So Cliff went back to get it, and came back with the bottle of shrinking wine. "Can you pour the 50 ml bottle of wine into my mouth? I'm too big to do anything."
"I'd be glad to!" Cliff said. Then Cliff poured the wine into Johns mouth. John then swallowed, but nothing happened.
"Huh?" John said with a face of confusion. "How come it's not working?"
"It takes a bit for it to work," Cliff said, "and, oh, I'd better warn ya, you're gonna blow up a bit. Its a side affect."
"With what?" John asked, "Fat, or air?"
"Helium," Cliff said, "Actually, heavy helium"
"What do you mean?" John asked
"Its very strong helium thats filled with fat. So its helium enough to lift you, and the fat will blow you up, because you should already know, helium takes up more space. And thats why you're gonna blow up a bit."
"B-but this can't happen!" John yelled with fear, "I'm already too big! I can't believe I'm gonna bl-" John's sentence was cut off. He felt a funny feeling inside. Then he heard his stomach grumble. John all of a sudden now felt very hungry. Starving, really. "Ohhhhh" John moaned, "I'm sooooooo hungry," As he said this he started to blow up like a balloon again. He got biggger and bigger and bigger. His whole entire body swelle with fat. Soon, thouggh, he was taking a very round shape. His whole mid section was turning into a ball. Then he started to float off the ground a bit. He wasn't flying, it just looked like he was in zero gravity. Then he stopped blowing up. Even though John was floating, he now weighed a massive 10,000 pounds! 5 minutes later, he touched ground again, and started getting taller. He grew taller and taller. As he grew taller he started to look thinner because now the extra weight had more places to go. Soon he was 50 feet tall! In 2 more seconds after that, he was 56 feet tall na dstopped growing. "Wow," John thought, "this is cool. But, for some reason, I miss my old, fat form. Then he got Cliff to give him the shrinking potion. John shrunk and shrunk. But this time, he wasn't fat. He soon stopped shrinking and was back to his 6 feet tall, muscle man size.
"That musta bin a heck of a ride" Cliff said.
"Yeah, but now I WANT to be fat again." John sighed