"You idiot, there is no such thing as "transform...""
On the other side of the line, "you said it, transform. For it you will swap species and sometimes (randomly) genre with any animal you get to see or touch. Touching will make a full switch, while seeing it will make you half animal. Also you will not be able to swap again until some time has passed. And..." Jennifer has already hunged up.
"Jerk", she muttered as she continued searching for the sock
(Please continue)