Your skin first begins to pale, then it turns a vivid shade of blue. But this is only the beginning. Your mouth gapes open as a thick blue shaggy fur grows all over your blue skin. Your eyeballs swell and you are unable to blink. Your stomach rumbles with hunger.
"What you do to me?" you ask in a deep gruffer voice than normal.
The woman laughs, "I've always had a thing about muppets, and I vowed when I became a full-fledged witch that I would make real live muppets. You selected the blue cookie, so now you're Cookie Monster. If you'd selected the green one, you'd be Kermit and the pink one would have turned you into Miss Piggy. Now here's a jar of regular chocolate chip cookies, now go through that door and visit my real life fantasy land."
The blonde blue eyed beauty escorts you through the other doorway and into a cardboard cut out landscape. You try to protest but your mouth is full of cookies and your big hand keeps refilling it from the cookie jar.
You manage to ask between bites with cookie crumbs falling from your mouth on to your blue fur, "What you called?"
"I'm Angelique and I should warn you that there are more than muppets in my fantasy land." She chuckles and closes the door on you.
"More than muppets?" you look down at your blue body searching for wire control rods or an arm sticking out of you, but you have furry body legs and feet. You are a monster quite complete. Your stomach rumbles and your cookie jar is empty.