Susie goes over to a nearby mirror and gasps. "Oh crap, I even look
like a grandma." She now wore silver horn rimmed glasses on a beaded
chain that rested on her more saggy breasts, had bags under the eyes
and deep crow's feet, a turkey waddle throat,jowls, and overall her
skin had started look like worn leather. Yet, she still wore the same
tube top and short with tennis shoes, and her hair still hung past
mid back though now it was a gray/brunette mix with touches of white
in the curls. "I wonder if there there is any way to find out just
how old I really am?"
"Maybe you could take out your driver's license," you tell her.
She does, and then has trouble seeing it. "Durned eyes don't focus so
well close up."
"Maybe if you put those glasses on dangling on that beaded chain
around your neck."
She does this and says,"Hmmm, same month and day, jus the year says
1943. That'd mean I'm now..."
"Sixty-five," Jake says as he and Ryan come up.
"Wow, who is the old biddy?"Ryan asks laughing.
"This is my old girlfriend Suzie," you reply.
"With an emphasis on the OLD part," Jake laughs.
"You think it's so funny, I have something for you," she says,"unless
your scared?"
"We'll try anything," Ryan says bravely.
"I was hoping you'd say that. We'll each take some beans,put them in
a bag, draw them out without looking and eat them. Ryan dear, to
make it fair, your sister Cheryl will be the one to do it."
"I heard my name called, what's up? And, who are you?"
"S'me Suzie dear."
"Wow, you must have eaten a few of the black jelly beans."
"Yes, I see you have a quick grasp of the obvious my dear. I'd like
you to place some random beans in a bag and we'll all draw some and
see what happens.
She did just that and soon...