I tell you now that when the package came to the door my heart was in my throat. Ripping it open as a kid at Christmas the paper flew and the box top popped open.
In a plastic bag was a large assortment of small bottles of 'Animal Strength Vitamins'.
A five pound can of Bull Hide Treatment and of course a leathery heavy fur suit.
Instructions:
Open plastic bag of special vitamins.
Take four of each pill three times per day for the first month.
Using a glove apply the Bull Hide Treatment to lower body parts for the first month. Use sparingly but cover completly, no gaps!
Continue for 30 days but best results if done for 45 days before the suit is applied.
Soak suit in very hot tub of water for several hours before putting it on. Remember to apply the Bull Hide Treatment to the entire body.
All skin MUST be treated befor the suit's application.
Application of male body parts may begin four days before suit in worn. The suit will be loose at first but as the drying air dehydrates the suit's inner skin it will fit all.
Complicated I thought but it continued to give me a hard just touching the furry suit. Picking up the pill bottles each had a doseage of 10,000mg per giant pill. I looked at the pills and had and idea.
If I put the pills in a blender once a day and added some milk, ice cream, and maybe a raw egg the entire pill scene was a lot easier. I got the blender and shook out 12 pills for each bottle and nine bottles gave a heavy layer of pills just to start. As it blended the mixture turned a bluish green.
Watching the evening news I had a light supper and glugged down the pill slurry. Each day I repeated the treatment and each night I had terror filled dreams like never before. A week and then two passed as I chugged the pill slurry down.
On the third week I started Bull Hide Treatment on my groin, thighs, and buttocks. I realised the treatment was started late but figured it was the least of any problem. Using a winter glove the yellow cream smoothed on and quickly was soaked into the skin.
I now had been generally following the instructions and as week four started I made a stupid mistake. The pills had aggravated my nose and it was running like a faucet. I was rubbing the Hide Treatment on my belly, groin, thighs, buttocks, legs and feet when that ole' nose started to drip. I went as a million times before to wipe the dripings but being dumb I slurped a glove full of cream up, over, inside, and around my nose and lips.
I knew in an instant that the yellow cream had been smushed into my face a full three weeks sooner than the instructions suggested. As so many times before the cream vanished into the skin without a trace.
Checking my muscles and body for any color changes or added strength I was dissapointed. It was late and I crawled into bed for a long sleep into Saturday morning.
The morning light was streaming under the blackout shades. I got up looked at the clock which said ten in the morning. Feeling normal I got out of bed and wandered to the jon for a good morning leak. Finally done at long last I stood up to examine my face in the mirror.
The mirror tells no lies, looking back at me was nostrils and lips of a bovine beast. I grinned a smile to see large inscissor teeth and big slab like moulders. My face bulged outward and eyes seemed bigger than the night before.
As I talked the words came out very wrong but with some effort and speaking slow I called in sick to the office. Making up a oral illness that my doctor told me was catchy and needed a week to recover.
This was the beginning of the fifth week and I had hope to try on the Bull suit sometime this week for sure. The pills had been a disappointment, therefore I decided to increase the dose by 50% more.
Sunday was the first day of adding more dose to the pills. As I got up out of bed every joint was stiff. Like normal I went in the bathroom and oggled myself in the mirror.
"Whoa!" My head had doubled in size and now sported large dark brown eyes. A muzzel was working my nostrils and lips far forward. Cheeks were large and rounded. Muscles in my neck and shoulders were huge. I was sweating like a horse who ran for miles.
Weak I got out the Bull Hide suit and tossed it into the hot tub turning it to high heat setting. I looked at feet which were size 12 shoe and now must be size 18. I got the can of cream and without a glove smeared the stuff from head to toe.
Walking into the kitchen I prepared my dose and a half of pills plus six eggs and some whole milk. The slurry tasted really good today and I sat drinking the mixture as the hot tub boiled the fur suit.
As I finished the slurry a tired feeling crept over me and I spralled over a deck chair in the warm fall sun. I awoke and looked at the wall clock on the back porch. 4 P.M. wow, I'd slept a long time, the suit looked very limp in the hot tub.
I pulled it carefully from the steaming water. I smeared the balance of the skin treatment all over and began to slip the suit over my feet. Whether it was the hot suit or the thick amount of cream it smoothed over and up my legs, groin, belly, chest, and neck.
The suit was so limp I was sure I'd overcooked it.
Suddenly the afternoon sun seemed so very bright. I closed my eyes and stood soaking up the sun's warmth. A feeling on intent lust came over my thoughts and as I stood holding onto the rail I felt a cool chill on my pecker.
Looking down the sensual surprise of the year as I stood looking every bit a large black spanish type bull.