You're at home. You're tired from work, and just want to relax. Your job runs you ragged each day, and you just want to sit down and have a beer. You go to your fridge and grab one, then go into your living room and sit in front of the TV. After opening the bottle, the inside starts to glow, and smoke starts to spew out. After the smoke clears, you see a fat, Arabian Nights looking man wearing a turban in front of you.
"Greetings, my new master! I have been imprisoned in that bottle for over a century! Thank you for freeing me." You reply, "And who are you exactly?" "I am a Genie, master. I grant wishes." "Uh-huh. Look, I'm tired of staring at your belly, so..." "Ah! I will change into a form that will please your eyes more, master. He claps his palms together, and smoke surrounds him. In his place, is a skinny, young woman, wearing a more female version of the genie's old clothes, and a turban. "Does this form please you more, master?", said the now female genie. "Y-Yeah..." "Very good. Now then, back to business."
"You get as many wishes as you like. I cannot kill others, and I cannot purposely make someone fall in love with you (although I can change you so people fall in love with you).", she explained. "As many as I want? No limits? What's the catch?" "Well... You get unlimited wishes, so long as my identity is a secret. The instant someone finds out about me, I become mortal, and free, and you replace me." "Ugh, fine, fair enough."
"Very good. Now, what will be your wish?"