You’re about to reach over and see if the boy is alright, when you hear your most favorite line in the movie. “You hear that beetle talk, you think something was gonna happen to us,” Lampwick laughs. You look back up on the screen and see a very hairy and naked Lampwick with a large stein of beer. He takes a long swig and then sets it down on the pool table. His ears stretch up and are covered in the same hair that covers his whole body.
The theater roars with laughter and you join in, “Hahahahaha hee hahahaha haw hahaha hee haw hahahah.”
Lampwick takes a puff of his cigar and leans over the table, “Aw, phooey.” Then, from above his hairy rear, a long piece of flesh grows down and hangs to his knees. It is quickly covered in hair and forms a thick black tassel at the end. The crowd again goes nuts, “hahahaha haw hee haw hahaha hee haw hee haw.” You’re in tears from laughing so hard, but then you feel that intense heat again. You unzip your shorts and slide them to the floor with your boxers. You feel so much better naked.
Lampwick walks to the other end of the pool table, “how do you ever expect to be a real boy… What’s he think I look like,” You lick your lips in anticipation, “a jack ass?” Lampick’s face has pushed out slightly into a muzzle. “You sure do!” you yell. And the crowd again laughs.
“hahahah HAW HEE HAW HEE,” you grab your mouth along with Lampwick on screen, “did that come out of me?” You look down at yourself as Lampwick makes his own discovery. You see that your body has grown hair everywhere. Then a boy in front of you laughs, “eeewww, are you naked?” You look up and can only see the silhouette of the boy’s head, but you scream when you see his ears shoot up into donkey ears.
The boy reaches up and grabs his ears, “what’s going on? What’s happening?” Boys start screaming in the theater along with Lampwick. Everyone is starting to change. You look around and see boys with tails standing up and other naked boys with hair all over them.
Lampwick pleads with Pinnochio, “you gotta help me, be a pal. Call that beetle, call anybody.” You watch, now in horror, as Lampwick’s hands form into thick black hooves. “Mama…. Maaaawwwmaaawwww HAW HEE HAW,” Lampwick falls to all fours and becomes a total donkey.
Beside, you a boy screams and cries as well, “I don’t waaannaawww be a dooonkkeeee haw. Maawwwwmeeeeeee HAW HEE HAW.” The boy falls to all fours and starts kicking about as his face pushes out into a muzzle.
Boys all start racing for the exit, and you run down the row to get to the aisle, but your footsteps feel strange. When you get into the aisle, you get a look at your feet, and see a set of black hooves. “Naaww hee ooo. Please naawww,” you try and yell. Boys start running out of the theater and into the lobby and you follow them out.