Jen was lounging on a hammock when her head began to itch. "Damn, I knew I shouldn't of used Martha's shampoo. Now I've got dandruff. "Then her hair began to get longer. She didn't even notice until her left eye was hidden behind. "Holy shit! What's happening?!" She got up and went to the shed and grabbed the hedge clippers. She cut her hair at waist length. It stopped. "My boyfriend does like long hair, but how will I explain my hair getting so long in such a short time? Oh god!" Her hair began growing even faster. She ran out of the shed. Her hair was already 3 time her height. She tripped and lost consiousness. It kept getting longer until it covered the backyard, and it was still growing. Her hair couldn't go through the fence so it piled on top of itself. When it finally stopped, Jen was buried under 30 feet of her own hair.