"RANMA YOU JERK!" sreamed Akane. She was about to hit him but stopped.
"Hey, why ain't you hittin' me?" asked Ranma.
"I don't need to you ailurophobic freak! Look there!" she pointed at Jen.
"AHHHHHHHH! It's a mutant cat!" screamed Ranma.
"Great, let the freaking out begin nya." she threw an open water bottle at him. He turned into a girl. "Have a little respect for a fellow curse victim ya fuckin' hermy nya!" yelled Jen.
"You no insult Ranma! Shampoo no allow it!" said Shampoo.
"Calm down Shampoo, it has a point." said female Ranma.
"AN 'IT' AM I NYA!?" Jen threw a crumpled up piece of paper at him, but it caught fire when she threw it.
"AHHHHHHHH! It burns!" said Ranma.
"Whoa! How'd I do that nya? AHHH!" Feathers were growing up her arms from her wrists. "Guys! I'm changing again! Hey, why aren't you guys running?"
"Oh please, my dad turns into a panda, I turn into a girl, she turns into a cat, I've fought a giant ghost cat, a guy that turns into a duck a guy that gets lost trying to find the back of his own hand, and four shrimpy men whos heads look like meat buns. Nothing surprises us." said Ranma.
"Great nya, now if someone could just HELP ME NYA!" Jen fell to her knees and started and started crying. Fiery feathers had covered both her arms and were still spreading. The end of her long tail turned brown. She began to breathe heavily.
"Jen, are you ok?" asked Alex.
"...W-wa...wat...er." Jen collapsed.
"Grandma Tsunade!" yelled Naruto.
"Hmm, heavy breathing, fainting, thirst. Sakura get a pot of fresh soil and a watering can pronto! Oh, and reserve a room at the hospital!" yelled Lady Tsunade.
"Already done." said a voice.
"Ino? When did you get here?" asked Sakura.
"My woman's intuition told me a plant needed me so I came. She'll wake up any minute." said Ino.
"It's you! You're that freaky girl that invaded my mind!" said Ranma.
"Oh, hi. Yeah, sorry about that. I thought you were a threat. My name is Ino Yamanaka. By the way." *smack* "HOW CAN YOU HAVE MORE THAN 1 FIANCE! JUST HOW SICK CAN YOU GET!? Whew, now that that's out of my system-" *smack* *smack* *smack* Ranma was smacked 3 times.
"Shampoo wondering same thing." said Shampoo.
"Yep." said Akane.
"It is pretty sick." said Ukyo.
"Uhhhhhhhhhh... what happened nya?" said Jen.
"Good, your awake. The end of your tail became plant roots and your cells have gained the ability of photosythesis." said Ino. "But don't worry, I put your tail in a pot. You'll be just fine!" Jen began crying again.
"I swear the world hates me sometimes nya. This is just how I wanted to spend my weekend nya, turnning into a freak in a stupid village who knows where nya. Huh?" Ranma put her hand on Jen's shoulder.
"I know, it's hard isn't it, but being cursed is all about the attitude. You just have to make the most of it." said Ranma.
"Easy for you to say, you just turn into a girl when splashed! At least you get to change back! I've got it worse." said Jen. The feathers covered her legs.
"True, but think of it this way, you have power over fire, you never go hungry, and you can fly. There are a lot of peple who would kill to have those things, including myself." said Ranma.
'Ranma, you're ignoring your fear of cats to comfort that girl? I had no idea you had such a big heart.' thought Akane.
"Jen, if it makes you feel any better," said Lady Tsunade, "your being rooted to a pot of soil is treatable. Granted, the operation is quite painful. Not many curse victims have been up to it."
"How painful nya?" asked Jen.
"Well, since you seem to be unable to stay conscious unless your tail's in the soil, you may not feel anything at all. Though you will have to remain in the hospital for a few days, and it won't get rid of the roots completely." said Lady Tsunade.
"Ok, how does it work nya?" asked Jen.
"It's a simple procedure that increases your cells stamina so you can remain uprooted or without water for up to 12 hours. Unfortunately, 12 hours is the max, that's all I can do." said Lady Tsunade.
"It's better than passing out whenever the soil dries up nya. Let's do it nya." The feathers had now covered her back and stomach. They were still spreading. The flesh in her private area began to swell. "AHHHH! Now what nya?!" The mound of flesh grew to the size of a basketball, 4 nipples appeared. They grew long. Her breasts swelled Then the mound, and her breasts began to hurt. The nipples on her breasts grew long as well. "Ohhhhh... so... tight... can't take it." She fell to the floor, grabbing her breasts. Her whole body shaking because of the pain. The feathers have now covered everything but her breasts, udder and head.
"Somebody milk her right now!" yelled Lady Tsunade.
"I got this one." said Kiba.
"KIBA! She's a girl! Let another girl do it!" said Ino.
"My sister left. Can anyone else here honestly say they know how to milk a cow?" asked Kiba. The room was silent. "Okay then, someone get me a bucket."
"Here." said Sakura.
"Okay," he squeezed one of her long teats. "We've got a problem."
"What now?" asked Lady Tsunade.
"There's no opening for the milk to come out." said Kiba.
"Great. She'll just have to live with the pain."
"Uhh... k...kill...kill me." pleaded Jen, barely able to speak.
"I'm sorry Jen. Believe me, if that was your only way out I'd help but because of the curse, I could rip your heart out and you'd still live. You'll just have to learn to live with it." said Lady Tsunade.
"Lady Hokage, couldn't we make an opening?" asked Sakura.
"It depends on what you mean by make one. We can't just poke a hole in her, the pressure could give her a heart attack. I will not cause her more pain. Huh?" said Lady Tsunade. Jen stood up. She walked over to the wall, dragging her tail. She walked right through it leaving scorch marks. She grabbed the small pot and flew towards the stone faces.
"Jen! Oh, not again!" said Gina.