Jordan took a deep breath. He couldn't believe how easy it had been to do what he had just done. He was about to move toward Slutania, if only to touch her and to verify that she actually existed, when the TransPhone emitted three loud beeps.
"Whoa, I've got a text message," he said, looking down at the display. Slutania put her hands on her hips, a bit of a pout creeping onto her face.
The TransPhone's display read "WARNING: Local reality integration into universal reality is failing. Paradoxes may result." It gave four choices: "Revert transform," "Change awareness ALL," "Further alter reality," and "More info." Jordan chose the last option.
The display changed to read "Principal paradox: Male and female roommates in college dorm. Others: No DNA for natural pink hair. Clothing not typical of college freshman. Tattoos not typical. Piercings not typ..." Jordan didn't bother scrolling down; he felt he had the gist of it. It was a little annoying: why give him these options if they weren't going to just "work"?
Thinking about it a minute, he realized it wouldn't have been a problem if everyone was aware of the change: his roommate would still technically be a guy, albeit one who had been transformed to the opposite sex. But with the change to reality, everyone from the college registrar to people reading Slutania's Facebook updates had to accept the fact that an opposite-sex couple had been assigned as roommates -- among many other things.
So, as he read it, the choices were to completely revert the transformation, thus turning Slutania back into Matt; make everyone aware that Matt had been transformed into Slutania; or have the TransPhone cause additional changes to reality to make everything seem as normal as possible.
Jordan looked up at Slutania. She'd apparently lost interest in him for now; she'd grabbed a dildo from somewhere and was lying on the bed making use of it, her skirt pushed up and her G-string pushed aside.
The TransPhone beeped again, and Jordan reluctantly tore his eyes away from the scene of self-pleasure. The display now read, "Reality integration has failed. Paradoxes will result in 30 seconds." Below that were the same four options as before. Jordan finally chose...